Triple Crummy Wammy

Whats next for the month? I have one of the best immune systems around. Why do i keep getting all of these weird physical sicknesses LIKE poison ivy, red eye & now chiggers. Apparently that is rare. I was freaking out thinking they were fleas. But hey its pretty disturbing to know i have a red creepy bug swimming in my legs & they are frantically biting me slowly but surely. At least they will be dead in a week. too bad they arent just like yellow jackets. Those just sting for a second and then die. This crap feels like poison ivy. However, its a little worse. It throbs and itches like no other. At least it goes in spurts. Its extremely frustrating but not contagious or anything thank god.  What am i being told? its rather nuts  3 things in the course of a month. Nature must really be attracted to me . the wrong kind though YUCK. damn you poison ivy, pollen & creepy crawlers.